Curse

majoho · Aug 01, 2006, 04:49 AM // 04:49

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Originally Posted by Kyran of the Flames

Being that people are always complaining about one very specific topic, I decided to address it. Being that this is the jerk forum, I think it falls under it. Well, here it is, the grand difference:

W/mo: a primary class warrior with monk as his secondary for healing and various other purposes.

Wammo: A W/mo (or really W/anything in most cases) who is or has the intelligence statistic of a 12 year old. Wammos are easily pricked out by their constant use of "L33T" speech, horrible grammar, arrogance, constant complaining about PvE ruining PvP, over aggros, retarded actions and otherwise annoying the other players in the party.

So just remember, W/mo is a profession, Wammo is a state of mind.

Exactly - I remember something similar from WoW.. Paladins that refused to ever heal other people and only wanted to DPS were called loladins

I made a W/- called loladin

majoho · Aug 01, 2006, 04:50 AM // 04:50

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Originally Posted by Queen Christie

I think that is just bullshit what he said about I'm better than you irl. He's probably some pasty white nerd which sits at home all day.

As I said, he had just read up on how to troll/flame, there are several sites that explain how to be a complete ass

Kruzing Low · Aug 01, 2006, 05:44 AM // 05:44

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Originally Posted by Vahn Roi

where did that come from? Goths don't always think about death, only the mall-rat ones that try too hard to be morbid.

haha naw just anyone at all really
its crazy going in an ra district watching people say different things then outta nowhere someone says "go die" or "stfu and die"

prism2525 · Aug 01, 2006, 07:06 AM // 07:06

I'm sure all of you are aware of the kaineng-marketplace or vice-versa scam. I just found this jerk/scammer in the market and when I saw him offering runs to Kaineng for 100g. I tell ppl that there is no need for it's a direct route without mobs. Of course this jerk starts flaming at me because he is only helping ppl out (yeah right). I tell him that they don't need taxis for it's a direct, safe route and he tells me: "But I do it really fast". At this point I'm at a loss for words b/c who would expect such an answer?? anyway I keep following him by guessing to which district he's going and repeating. After a short while he starts the usual rant: STFU u nOOOOb, RED ENGINE GORE RED ENGINE GORE RED ENGINE GORE RED ENGINE GORE RED ENGINE GORE RED ENGINE GORE RED ENGINE GORE RED ENGINE GORE RED ENGINE GORE RED ENGINE GORE. At this point I say: "Telling ppl the truth is noobish.... ENLIGHTENING!"

Gonzo · Aug 01, 2006, 07:12 AM // 07:12

I've never been called names for making remarks allong these lines: "running to Keineng? You can make money with that, zOMG! Better start doing it, no mobs and easiest gold evah! Anybody can do that run"

Silent Kitty · Aug 01, 2006, 07:28 AM // 07:28

There is one mob of inflicted assassins and necromancers between the Marketplace and Kaineng City. They come from a hole in the ground, and they explode when you kill them. You have to runthrough them to get up the stairs to Kaineng City. They tend to lag up computers to make it extra hard to pass them.

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 01, 2006, 07:32 AM // 07:32

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Originally Posted by Silent Kitty

There is one mob of inflicted assassins and necromancers between the Marketplace and Kaineng City. They come from a hole in the ground, and they explode when you kill them. You have to runthrough them to get up the stairs to Kaineng City. They tend to lag up computers to make it extra hard to pass them.

I hope that was sarcasm. There is a path you can take that avoids them entirely, and hell if they lag me up.

echX · Aug 01, 2006, 11:34 AM // 11:34

Well, despite this is a 69+ pages(!) thread, I feel obligated to share my story as well about Ingame-Jerks

It's a rather long one, but bare with me, because it's really funny (if you ask me at least). It is about the "power" you posess to excersise over Jerks when the totally rely on you, but fail to realize you are the acctual one "in charge"

Me and my girlfriend played Bloodstone Fen in the Maguumas but failed the bonus, simply because noone in the team knew it...
So we reenter Bloodstone Fen and put out in main chat:
LFG BONUS ONLY - HAVE MONK - 2/6 (don't remember acctual teamlimit, but I think you all get the picture) I play as Monk/Mesmer and she Warrior/Monk.

Doesn't take long untill we are invited in what seem to be a coregroup of 4 friends and mission has started before you even know it...

Well nevenmind, I think, I'ts bonus-time ^^

So a few minutes into the mission I ask: Does anyone know bonus?
No answer...
So after a few more minutes I repeat my question: Does anyone know bonus?
This time I do get an answer: ys
The mission goes on and we are getting close to the end, so I ask: Where is bonus? Then follows this looong conversation about all of the guys KNOWS bonus, BUT has forgotten it, BUT they are ALL sure that we will stumble upon it before the end... I claim I have BEEN to the end, and we are getting awfully close...

Jerk: Relax, we do bonus
Me: When?
Jerk: Soon, trust me...

When we are about to engage in the last big fight before the end, I have had it!

Me: I wont go one more step until I see some bonus, gentlemen! You know or not?
Jerk: Yes
Me: Where is it then?
Jerk: I forgot
Me: You claim you know it, BUT you have forgotten it???
Jerk: Yes
Me: Then you dont know it???
Jerk: No
Me: WTF!!!!

A few minutes pass, me and my girlfriend planning mabye to go look for it ourselves since the path behind us is clear, the Jerk says:

Jerk: C'mon now, screw bonus, lets do mission

It is quite obvious to me now, that these four guys DON'T know bonus, they were just fooling us to get a monk in the party since there were no other monks around at the time

Me: NO! We joined in for bonus, NOT mission
Jerk: Bonus suck! Heal us!
Me: No
Jerk: Heal us! We die!
Me: Die then... I dont care... I only care for bonus

So the four of them rush into a mob and dies, with no W/Mo to protect them or Monk to heal them... There is an argument about wether I should resurrect them or not, and SUDDENLY they remember the bonus! Like magic!

Me: So NOW you remember???
Jerk: Yes
Me: So where is it?
Jerk: Just a little bit further
Me: Thets the end of the mission, NOT bonus
Jerk: How about this? Resurect us so we can finish this damn mission! I hate you if you make us play for XX minutes and don't finish mission! We want to get to next town!
Me: And I want bonus!
Jerk: No bonus! Mission! Resurrect us now!

Men and my girlfriend hasn't told the others that we know each other, instead she has participated in the chat like any other player, but sitting right next to me.

(This is the best part)

Me: Ok, how about this??? BYE!!!

And I quit the mission and travel back to Bloodstone Fen, leaving the others dead and my girlfriend standing over their corpses since she and I killed the last mobs...

Jerk: n00b!!! fokker!!! idiot!!! (and so on) Warrior, resurrect us!
Girlfriend: I don't have res... sry... and Monk left

Well, you can imagine the reactions from the four corpses

My girlfriend stayed behind a moment to listen to all the nice things they had to say about me, and I suppose you understand it was in "french", he he...

Now THAT is what I call power!!!
Never mess with the monks!

Gonzo · Aug 01, 2006, 11:43 AM // 11:43

I had a group miss the mission because I wanted the bonus and signed up for just that, was more then willing to help with mission. However, it turned out that we missed both.

Silent Kitty · Aug 01, 2006, 12:06 PM // 12:06

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Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

I hope that was sarcasm. There is a path you can take that avoids them entirely, and hell if they lag me up.

Tried it. Couldn't find any way around them. The only remotely way around them brought me to the stairs I have to take to Kaineng City. Still I had to fight them.
Darn, I hate these graphics.

Exoudeous · Aug 01, 2006, 12:08 PM // 12:08

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Originally Posted by Silent Kitty

There is one mob of inflicted assassins and necromancers between the Marketplace and Kaineng City. They come from a hole in the ground, and they explode when you kill them. You have to runthrough them to get up the stairs to Kaineng City. They tend to lag up computers to make it extra hard to pass them.

OMG again with the lag, it tends to lag up YOUR computer. not computers, as in other peoples, cause it works fine for me and my guild.

and just to be sure, are you talking lag as in connection drops and your character doesnt move or are you saying choppy animation, cause if so thats just your computer not handeling the graphics. huge diffrence. please serious answer dont get all angry.

Silent Kitty · Aug 01, 2006, 12:09 PM // 12:09

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Originally Posted by Exoudeous

OMG again with the lag, it tends to lag up YOUR computer. not computers, as in other peoples, cause it works fine for me and my guild

Are you stalking me?

Exoudeous · Aug 01, 2006, 12:13 PM // 12:13

nope easy to find you, you post about lag in every thread (infact its the only reason I remember you cause I see you post about it so much), just refer to my edit in my last post. like I said im not trying to be an ass im trying to see what your problem is now so maybe it can be fixed

Silent Kitty · Aug 01, 2006, 12:32 PM // 12:32

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Originally Posted by Exoudeous

nope easy to find you, you post about lag in every thread (infact its the only reason I remember you cause I see you post about it so much), just refer to my edit in my last post. like I said im not trying to be an ass im trying to see what your problem is now so maybe it can be fixed

You are not helping at all. You are just constantly repeating how good you and your guildies are. Would you mind stop following me now? You are just an other online jerk.

Exoudeous · Aug 01, 2006, 12:40 PM // 12:40

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Originally Posted by Silent Kitty

You are not helping at all. You are just constantly repeating how good you and your guildies are. Would you mind stop following me now? You are just an other online jerk.

never said we were better then you, and im being rather nice about it. but if you dont want to seek help for the problem at least stop posting in every thread about your "lag". if you do either one I wont say a peep to you ever again

NinjaKai · Aug 01, 2006, 12:44 PM // 12:44

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Originally Posted by echX

Long funny story

Now that was funny. I've had problems like that before. I wanted to do a mission. I got a party. I knew they thought I was a healing monk. Oh to their surprise then they discover i'm a smiting monk.

They started shouting at me when they died calling me a noob. Though my angle in the argument was saying that they shouldn't just assume something based on a persons profession. That was fun.

Earth · Aug 01, 2006, 01:35 PM // 13:35

Me on my monk, just today, I got a random invite from a party, but didn't accept it:

Jerk: Help us with mayhem
Me: No I already did it
Jerk: so what youre gonna help us
Me: Look for another monk, i already did it no need to do it twice
Jerk: RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you

Then he spams my in whispers and keeps inviting me to the party for 5 mins while i was standing there just chatting with my guildmates. Then, after a last RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you, he ignores me.

prism2525 · Aug 01, 2006, 01:56 PM // 13:56

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Originally Posted by X Earth X

Me on my monk, just today, I got a random invite from a party, but didn't accept it:

Jerk: Help us with mayhem
Me: No I already did it
Jerk: so what youre gonna help us
Me: Look for another monk, i already did it no need to do it twice
Jerk: RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you

Then he spams my in whispers and keeps inviting me to the party for 5 mins while i was standing there just chatting with my guildmates. Then, after a last RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you, he ignores me.

i just leave invitations pending or they will retry to invite me. Couldn't you just warp to some other district or were you actually having fun annoying him?

Cebe · Aug 01, 2006, 01:57 PM // 13:57

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Originally Posted by Silent Kitty

You are not helping at all. You are just constantly repeating how good you and your guildies are. Would you mind stop following me now? You are just an other online jerk.

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Originally Posted by Exoudeous

never said we were better then you, and im being rather nice about it. but if you dont want to seek help for the problem at least stop posting in every thread about your "lag". if you do either one I wont say a peep to you ever again

Ladies, LADIES....chill....put the claws away already

pcredsox99 · Aug 01, 2006, 01:58 PM // 13:58

I really hate the people who are in Zu Kin Corridor and when u say lf fow or uw thay message u going "newb u gotta go to toa to go there" ive gotten that a few times if u dont know dont say anything